Chapter 173: Remember to leave a five-star review!
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One of the girls’ husbands had cheated on her, so she came to the hotel to catch him in the act. Not only did she fail to find him, she was greeted with an early New Year’s blessing from someone else!
The six of them stared at one another in absolute silence...
After a moment, Lin Yu slowly spoke.
“We’ve already exchanged New Year’s greetings. How about... giving her a red envelope first?”
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Out in the corridor after leaving the elevator, Lin Yu and Wang Fei’s merciless laughter continued to echo.
Si Shaozhe lowered his head in utter dejection, the red envelope the woman had given him dangling from his hand.
Damn it. They had promised to share blessings and hardships as good brothers.
Why hadn’t they stopped him just now?!
How humiliating. How humiliating. How humiliating!
“All right, all right. Remember: as long as you’re not embarrassed—”
“Then the embarrassed one is everyone else!”
Lin Yu and Wang Fei comforted him in unison. “Feeling a little better now?”
Si Shaozhe: ...
Go to hell!
“Oh, there you are, gentlemen. Had a good time? Finally decided to come back?”
Looking up, they saw the hotel manager standing outside Si Shaozhe’s room with three middle-aged women.
With an utterly sincere expression, he explained, “Gentlemen, your agents wanted to boost your confidence about participating in the show, so they specifically asked me to arrange a hotel spa treatment for you. Please return to your rooms and enjoy yourselves!”
“The service was originally supposed to take place this evening, but certain circumstances caused a delay. Please accept this small gesture of apology. I’ve specially arranged a private room for the three of you, where you can enjoy aromatherapy and massages.”
He leaned closer and whispered, “Rest assured, it’s a completely legitimate massage. There are no additional services.”
“And this matter will remain absolutely confidential.”
The manager mimed zipping his lips shut.
The three women were all bundled up in thick clothing, giving the men no reason whatsoever to entertain any improper thoughts.
Still, judging by their appearances, they certainly looked strong!
The three men suddenly felt a little guilty.
Their agents treated them so well, yet they had sneaked out to drink!
“Honestly, drinking that much is a little exhausting. A massage doesn’t sound bad.”
“True. We can’t disappoint the ladies after they’ve gone to all this trouble for us.”
Wang Fei and Si Shaozhe instantly forgot their fear of their agents and hurried back to their rooms with the women.
Only Lin Yu remained where he was, unmoving.
He had a feeling there was something suspicious about this.
But he couldn’t quite put his finger on what it was.
After a moment of silence...
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Whatever. It was a free massage. Why not take it?
The three men entered the private room together. Once they lay down, the women got to work.
Before long, all three of them let out sounds of bliss.
“So this is why people say a massage from an older woman hits differently. Now that’s what I call a massage!”
“A massage from a pretty young woman? Can you really call that a massage? Before long, things start getting inappropriate.”
“Senior Wang, you sound like quite an expert on the massage business. When you have time, take me somewhere so I can experience one of those ‘up-and-down’ massages.”
Lin Yu couldn’t help laughing.
Wang Fei clicked his tongue.
“The waters in the massage industry run too deep. You’re not ready for them, kid.”
“Gentlemen, please rest for a while. We’ll go heat some towels and place them on your backs.”
The three women exchanged a glance and walked outside.
By then, the massage had already been going on for more than fifteen minutes. All three men were so comfortable they were on the verge of falling asleep, and they answered drowsily that it was fine.
Just then...
Three graceful figures entered through the door. They exchanged a glance with the women, switched off the lights, and walked over.
Taking the women’s places, they began massaging the three men.
Half-asleep, Si Shaozhe clearly sensed that the pressure on his back had weakened.
“Ma’am, use a little more force. I can take a beating.”
The woman massaging him did not respond. Instead, she gritted her teeth and increased the pressure of her hands.
Si Shaozhe let out a satisfied groan.
Since they were awake anyway, they continued their earlier conversation about massages.
“Senior Wang, you said that those massage parlors run by pretty young women don’t actually make their money from massages. Tell me more. What’s the story?”
“You’ve never been to one?” Wang Fei asked.
“No. The woman at home keeps a very close eye on me. Who would dare go? She’d unleash the roar of a jealous lion, and I definitely couldn’t survive it.”
The pressure on his arm suddenly increased, sending a sharp pain through him.
Si Shaozhe cried out, “Easy, easy! Being able to take a beating doesn’t mean I can take pain!”
That woke him up considerably. He tried to see which of the women was so strong, but the room was too dark, and he couldn’t make out the masseuse’s face.
“Don’t you think the women have slipped away? How did their hands get so much softer just because they went to fetch a towel?”
Wang Fei picked up the thread. “The manager looked so mysterious earlier. Could he have prepared some kind of special surprise for us?”
Lin Yu murmured sleepily, “The private lives of entertainers really are quite chaotic. In a hotel this exclusive, it’s perfectly normal for there to be special services.”
With a sudden howl, a fist slammed into his back as well.
He instinctively tried to sit up and demand an explanation, only to be pressed violently back onto the bed.
He wanted to say something else, but an arm had clamped around his neck, leaving him completely unable to rise.
His face was pinned toward the left, bringing him closer to the woman massaging him. Then he caught the scent of a very familiar perfume.
Lin Yu thought grimly, This is bad. I knew there was something suspicious going on!
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His silence failed to attract Wang Fei’s attention.
Wang Fei continued chatting animatedly.
“Of course. I’ve been in the industry for years and heard plenty of scandals involving famous entertainers. Things like those celebrity yacht parties, those talent competitions... Honestly, none of it surprises me anymore.”
“The production crew chooses this hotel every time. It’s obvious there are certain deals being made. Otherwise, why would so many entertainers stay here? It’s not just because of the star rating. More importantly, it’s the service.”
At the mention of service, the innocent young man Si Shaozhe’s ears turned bright red.
Could it be the kind of service he was thinking of?!
The sort involving certain folk techniques!
Now that they were talking about it, he was wide awake.
He might never have tasted pork, but he certainly wanted to hear how the pigs ran. Even a top celebrity could be curious!
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Wang Fei continued describing his experiences at massage parlors. The more Si Shaozhe listened, the redder his face became, and the more restless he grew.
Who would have thought massage parlors offered so many services?
There was singing, playing instruments, blowing, and plucking—and apparently even milk!
The woman’s massage grew more and more forceful.
Her fist was ready!
Her eyes hardened. She lifted his arm, pressed it against his back, raised one leg high, and brought it down with tremendous force!
“Ahhhhhhh!”
A scream of unimaginable agony instantly filled the entire room.
Lin Yu and Wang Fei were jolted fully awake.
The lights came on, and all three men were hauled upright at once!
Under the bright lights, Ji Ya, Si Shaozhe’s agent, and Wang Fei’s agent stood in a triangular formation, surrounding the three men.
All three women gritted their teeth and asked in perfect unison:
“Gentlemen, were you satisfied with our massage service?”
“If you thought it was any good—”
“Remember to give us five-star reviews!”
The three men were utterly numb.
Hotel manager, what a thoughtful special surprise you arranged!
If someone offered you this kind of blessing, would you want it?!
“Next, please move to your rooms and enjoy the ‘special service’ we’ve prepared especially for you!”
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